Politically Incorrect

Summary

  The team is sleeping over at Guido's mansion. Guido moans Kim Basinger's name (and sleeps hanging upside down on gym equipment); Alex moans Lorna's (and Rahne wakes him); Pietro moans Crystal's (and sleeps with a teddy bear). Alex tells Lorna that Rahne has a crush on him.

  Val calls in Atkinson, who is her ex and a polygraph expert. He determines that Jamie #1 is the fake, so Val releases #2.

  Slab is on top of the Washington Monument, holding hostages and calling for Guido. X-Factor arrives, and Slab fights and insults Guido, who accidentally knocks the Monument apart and calls down the wrath of Senator Shaffran. Pietro, meanwhile, has collapsed from exertion.